aconnormanning:

Here’s the new video! Don’t be offended. I’m just stating my “opinion.”

On this episode of “Connor deconstructs the crap out of common rhetorical cliche.”

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panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

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brienne-the-blue:

Like they could’ve just had the knife if the only goal was to show how John is in need of an adrenaline/danger fix etc

But no, they added a tire iron ONLY TO SET UP AN ERECTION JOKE

Not just an erection joke but a gay erection joke

Wake up, America

(via martinfreeman)

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

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haleycomet:

i literally never get tired of this post

(Source: yeah-yougotme, via watsnn)

HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

(via phansexgods)

jovi-angel-in-a-blue-box:

tastefullyoffensive:

[channelate] (bonus panel)

well.. that was a pleasant plot twist

icequeenelssa:

I want Elsa to have a suitor, and she’s totally not interested or maybe she doesn’t notice he is totally in love with her. And he’s constantly saying flirtatious things and one day he goes: “You don’t understand, I like you.. there’s no one ‘elsa’.” And he would nudge her and wink and Elsa would stare at him like this..

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actuallyxana:

hetaliangonewild:

When I go back to school tomorrow

what kind of connection does this guy have how does he make these omfg

(via superbeatleswholock)

dcnnanoble:

Last week, I forgot my flash drive in the computer lab at my school. I got an email from one of the workers in the lab, letting me know that I had left it. 

I thought it was no big deal, until it occurred to me that in order to identify me, they must have had to actually look at the contents of the flash drive.

Which means they might have seen this

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or this

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or this

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or this

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or this

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all before finally getting to my school folder.

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kingshezza:

finding fanfiction i haven’t read yet

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sixpenceee:

Well damn Jessica 

sixpenceee:

Well damn Jessica 

(via turnaboutkid)

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes

(via drbennedict)